Two Guys Two Things
Chris and Matt are two guys who used to perform stand-up and improvisational comedy together until life took them their separate ways. They have since reunited, older and wiser, well, older. Each week they take on two semi-trending stories and discuss them for 15 minutes each, giving out their best takeaways, perspectives, and insightful humor along the way.
Two Guys Two Things
Latest Episodes
My Boy Wears a Skirt So I Sued Myself
In which we discuss the story of an inmate (Robert Lee Brock) who tries to sue himself for his crimes, as well as a rage-bait story about a boy wearing a skirt to school.
Patriot Song
In which we discuss the Patriot Games, a special athletic event celebrating America's 250th anniversary, and not to be confused with The Hunger Games, as well as the world's slowest concert using the works of composer John Cage, which will take...
Sex Robot Teachers on eBay
In which we discuss e-commerce journalists who were harassed by eBay in extraordinary ways, as well as the first humanoid robot high school teacher that is made by a company that also makes sex dolls.
James Franco: Python Hunter
Two Guys Two Things is back!In this episode, we discuss the rantings and ravings of James Franco, who recently joined TikTok, as well as a pizza shop owner in Florida who accepts pythons as currency in exchange for pizza.
The Future End of Nothing (Series Finale)
In which we bring an end to this version of our podcast. We delve into the arrest of Chuck E. Cheese as well as a builder and a dog walker getting it on in their employers house. The future of our podcast is debated as well as updat...
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